Underworld (1985)
Underworld (1985)
AKA Transmutations
Starring Denholm Elliott, Steven Berkoff, Larry Lamb, Nicola Cowper, Irina Brook, Art Malik, Brian Croucher, Ingrid Pitt, Trevor Thomas
Directed by George Pavlou
Expectations: Low.
What do you get when you throw 80s synth rock, drug-fiend mutants and horror God Clive Barker together with just a dash of black leather? You get the fairly poor and wholly underwhelming 1985 film, Underworld. There was so much potential here for a good film, but man did it all go to waste. It goes wrong mostly in the writing and the pacing, because above all Underworld is one hell of a boring movie.
It all starts out pretty interesting though. It’s incredibly hard to figure out what the hell is going on, which might be a bad thing for some movies, but it seems to add to the mystique here. There was enough fun and unintentional laughs during this getting-to-know-you period so I didn’t mind too much that I was lost. Anyway, there’s some sort of high-class party going on. A young girl in a white gown decides sleep is better than party and lays down in her bed. This is crosscut with scenes of some crazy rock ‘n’ roll leather-clad assholes, who you know are up to no good, running through the streets. They all wear wraps around their faces to give them some anonymity and the look of half-ass ninjas. So they bust into the estate, steal the girl from her bed, beat down the butler that tries to stop them and run off into the night.
September 28, 2010 Posted by Will Kouf | 1980s, Horror, Movie Reviews, Mystery, Rating: 1 Star, Trash | 1985, Art Malik, Brian Croucher, Clive Barker, Denholm Elliott, George Pavlou, Horror, Ingrid Pitt, Irina Brook, Larry Lamb, Mystery, Nicola Cowper, Steven Berkoff, Thriller, Trash, Trevor Thomas | 6 Comments
Uncle Jasper reviews: Pray for Death (1985)
Starring Sho Kosugi, James Booth, Donna Kei Benz, Norman Burton, Kane Kosugi, Shane Kosugi, Matthew Faison, Parley Baer
Directed By Gordon Hessler
Digging into the archives here at Silver Emulsion brought a staggering discovery to my attention. Although we have done our best to bring you reviews of classy motion picture entertainment on a regular basis, we are still far from perfect and definitely have a long way to go in our quest for celluloid gold. In our first six months we have covered a whole slew of classics but have sadly remained deficient in one of the greatest genres of film known to mankind. No I’m not talking about film noir, westerns, or Hollywood musicals. I’m talking fucking Ninjas! And when I’m talking fucking Ninjas, I am of course talking Sho Kosugi.
For those not in the know, Sho Kosugi is pretty much the Henry Ford of ninja lore. What child of the 80s could not remember begging mom and dad to buy a couple of those cheap ass plastic ninja swords in the supermarket toy aisle, banging them together with friends until they bent in half, sadly drooping along while they carried out stealth assaults? Who cannot remember the deluge of ninja related video games and TV shows at the time? That was all courtesy of Sho Kosugi and a little movie from 1983 titled Revenge of the Ninja.
September 27, 2010 Posted by Uncle Jasper | 1980s, Action, Martial Arts, Movie Reviews, Uncle Jasper Reviews | 1985, Action, Cannon Films, Donna Kei Benz, Gordon Hessler, James Booth, Martial Arts, Matthew Faison, Ninjas, Norman Burton, Parley Baer, Shane Kosugi, Sho Kosugi | 5 Comments
Re-Animator (1985)
Starring Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton, David Gale, Robert Sampson, Gerry Black
Directed by Stuart Gordon
Expectations: High. I’ve been building this movie up in my head for years.
Distributed by Empire International, Re-Animator is one of the hallmarks of 1980s horror cinema. Finally watching it after all these years of build up was something of an event and one that I truly enjoyed, even with my high expectations. Based on a little known story called Herbert West–Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft, the film is so much more than the simple Frankenstein re-telling I expected it to be. Apparently Lovecraft wrote the story as a parody of Mary Shelley’s classic tale and while the filmed story differs quite a bit from the original, it can still be seen as a slight parody re-telling.
September 7, 2010 Posted by Will Kouf | 1980s, Good Trash, Horror, Movie Reviews, Rating: 2 & 1/2 Stars | 1985, Barbara Crampton, Bruce Abbott, David Gale, Empire International, Gerry Black, Good Trash, Horror, Jeffrey Combs, Robert Sampson, Stuart Gordon | Leave a comment
Zone Troopers (1985)
Starring Tim Thomerson, Timothy Van Patten, Art LaFleur, Biff Manard, William Paulson
Directed by Danny Bilson
Expectations: Pretty high. This is cheesy 80s Sci-Fi. I’m gonna like it.
Going into Zone Troopers I knew three things. I knew it was set during World War II, that there were crash-landed aliens, and that I was gonna love it. My information was correct and the film did not disappoint. Over the opening credits we are treated to Glenn Miller’s In the Mood, one of the most iconic and well-known swing songs of the era. It seems like an easy and somewhat lazy choice here, but as we’re going for instant time recognition, there’s nothing like In the Mood to sell the 40s. As the song ends the screen irises out, revealing a full-color science fiction magazine called Fantastic Fiction in the hands of Joey (Timothy Van Patten), a young Army private with wonder in his eyes. Another soldier, Mittens (Art LaFleur), wants to read Joey’s other book, “the one with the blonde dames from space,” but Joey traded it for a pack of Luckies. Yep, this is World War II alright.
August 10, 2010 Posted by Will Kouf | 1980s, Action, Good Trash, Movie Reviews, Rating: 3 Stars, Science Fiction, War | 1985, Action, Art LaFleur, Biff Manard, Danny Bilson, Empire International, Good Trash, Science Fiction, Tim Thomerson, Timothy Van Patten, War, William Paulson | 2 Comments
Trancers (1985)
Starring Tim Thomerson, Helen Hunt, Michael Stefani, Art LaFleur, Telma Hopkins, Richard Herd, Anne Seymour, Biff Manard
Directed by Charles Band
Expectations: Very high. 80s Sci-fi is hard to top for me.
Police Trooper Jack Deth (Tim Thomerson) hurtles back in time to 1985 to apprehend the dangerous criminal Whistler, who is seeking out the ancestors of the future society’s city council and killing them off. Whistler can turn weak minded people into zombie-like creatures called Trancers with his psychic powers and Jack Deth is the only man crazy enough for the job. Deth is a rough and tumble, no frills badass that throws his badge to the ground in the first five minutes and writes the rules as he sees fit. For instance, right before the injection that will send him back in time, the lab techs show Deth the body of Whistler in their lab. The scientists explain that they recovered the body and brought it in so that when he brings Whistler back to the future, they will already have him in custody. Instantly I thought, “Kill him now! Don’t let his body live!” Great minds think alike as Jack Deth takes me up on my offer, whipping out his pistol and shooting the body, causing it to explode! Oh yeah!
July 20, 2010 Posted by Will Kouf | 1980s, Movie Reviews, Rating: 2 & 1/2 Stars, Science Fiction | 1985, Anne Seymour, Art LaFleur, Biff Manard, Charles Band, Empire International, Helen Hunt, Michael Stefani, Richard Herd, Science Fiction, Telma Hopkins, Tim Thomerson | 1 Comment
Ragewar (1985)
Ragewar (1985)
AKA “Ragewar: The Challenges of Excalibrate” & “The Dungeonmaster”
Starring Jeffrey Byron, Richard Moll, Leslie Wing, Phil Fondacaro, Anthony T. Genova III, Lonnie Hashimoto, Michael Steve Jones, Peter Kent, Paul Pape, Randy Popplewell, Felix Silla, W.A.S.P.
Directed by Dave Allen, Charles Band, John Carl Buechler, Steven Ford, Peter Manoogian, Ted Nicolaou, Rosemarie Turko
Expectations: High. With a title like Ragewar, it’s hard not to have high hopes.
Did you ever wear an NES Power Glove when you were a kid and pretend you were pushing buttons on it, affecting the real world? Me too, and boy have I got a movie for you!
The film opens with a short dream sequence in which our hero finds himself slowly chasing after a woman in a red dress. He follows her into a room where she has disrobed and lies on a spotlighted bed. He goes in for a kiss, but shortly after, a bunch of Tusken Raider-like mutants bust through the door, punch him out and take the girl! This has no real bearing on the main story but it sets up the film nicely. Upon US release this scene was removed in order to secure a PG-13 rating and the title was changed to The Dungeonmaster to capitalize on the success of Dungeons and Dragons, despite having zero relation to the classic pen and paper RPG.
July 16, 2010 Posted by Will Kouf | 1980s, Fantasy, Movie Reviews, Rating: 3 Stars, Science Fiction | 1985, Anthony T. Genova III, Charles Band, Dave Allen, Empire International, Fantasy, Felix Silla, Jeffrey Byron, John Carl Buechler, Leslie Wing, Lonnie Hashimoto, Michael Steve Jones, Paul Pape, Peter Kent, Peter Manoogian, Phil Fondacaro, Randy Popplewell, Richard Moll, Rosemarie Turko, Science Fiction, Steven Ford, Ted Nicolaou, W.A.S.P. | 2 Comments
Ghoulies (1985)
Starring Peter Liapis, Lisa Pelikan, Michael Des Barres, Jack Nance, Peter Risch, Tamara de Treaux, Scott Thomson
Directed by Luca Bercovici
Expectations: Low.
Ghoulies, where do I begin? Uncle Jasper suggested that I continue in the 1980’s “Little Monster” horror genre with this and I willingly agreed. I thought I was doomed. How can a movie with a poster of a Ghoulie (would that be Ghouly?) popping up out of a toilet with the tagline of “They’ll get you in the end!” possibly be any good? I am happy to report that the film is as awful as I suspected, but it is equally hilarious. This is by far one of my favorite B-horror comedies. Ghoulies is pure delinquent fun of the highest order.
June 9, 2010 Posted by Will Kouf | 1980s, Comedy, Good Trash, Horror, Movie Reviews, Rating: 3 Stars | 1985, Charles Band, Comedy, Empire International, Good Trash, Horror, Jack Nance, Lisa Pelikan, Luca Bercovici, Michael Des Barres, Peter Liapis, Peter Risch, Scott Thomson, Tamara de Treaux | 4 Comments
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