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Ghoulies II (1988)

Ghoulies II (1988)

Starring Damon Martin, Royal Dano, Phil Fondacaro, J. Downing, Kerry Remsen, Dale Wyatt

Directed by Albert Band

Expectations: Low. There’s no way this can live up to the first one.

Ghoulies II is a film working against the odds. The first Ghoulies is a cult horror/comedy masterpiece (if you go for those sorts of things) and generally sequels to such fare are always inferior. I am happy to report that Ghoulies II is an exception to the rule. When four minutes in there’s a man with a groaning, wriggling sack over his shoulder being chased by three guys in blood-red satanist robes, you know you’re in for something…might be special, might be shit, but it’s definitely not gonna be middle of the road.

Apparently these satanists summoned the Ghoulies and the guy with the sack is making off with them to kill them. He runs into a gas station garage and throws the whole bag into a steaming toxic waste barrel. I’ve never seen a toxic waste barrel spewing fog at my local garage, but this is Ghoulies II so we’re just gonna go with it. Needless to say, the toxic waste has zero effect on the Ghoulies. They jump out and stop-motion their way over to a parked diesel rig. Soon, we’re all on our way to the carnival via the truck carrying the Satan’s Den attraction and our lovable Ghoulies.

It should be noted that the Ghoulies here are slightly different from in the first film. Their puppets are more defined and better crafted, so they took a little while for me to get used to. Snake Fetus looks like he has grown up a bit, more of a Snake Boy or Snake Teen, but I’m not changing his name at this point. So anyway, Snake Fetus is a little bit older, a little bit wiser. Abominable Monkey Ghoul lost the WTF look on his face, but due to his better designed puppet I can see that they were trying to go for some sort of cat creature. Fuck it, he’s the Abominable Monkey. The other Ghoulie I was calling Station has also benefited from a better puppet and it is clear that he is a rat, so due to his new acid spitting attack I’ll rechristen him the Acid Rat Ghoul. Batling Spider Ghoul gets a lot more screen time than before, but he’s still relegated to swooping past people or stealing something from their hands. There’s also a new Ghoulie, one I call Dinosaur Frog Ghoul, that looks very similar to any random cast member from the 1990s ABC sitcom Dinosaurs.

The Ghoulies take up residence within the Satan’s Den attraction and start causing some havoc. The Ghoulies are more proactive in this installment, killing on their own without direct orders from a summoner. This results in a lot more ghoulish fun than the first part. One quick scene I really enjoyed was when one of the owners of Satan’s Den, a retired carnival magician who’s only magic trick left is to make bottles of whiskey disappear, states that, “The great fucking Fausto will perform one of the worst goddamn tricks in the history of phony-baloney magic! He will pull a rabbit out of his hat.” Instead, he pulls out Snake Fetus and throws him against the wall in surprise. It’s hilarious.

As with any carnival based film, there’s a great range of characters. One of the highlights of Ghoulies II is Phil Fondacaro’s role of a Shakespearean midget actor who is stuck working in the carnival scaring children nightly in a gorilla demon costume. Yes, that’s a gorilla demon costume. And just in case you forget that he’s a bit shorter than the average Hamlet, conversations with him tend to be shot from a very high angle so that he’s constantly looking up. Despite all this, he plays his role very well and is easily one of the best actors in the film. I remember first seeing him and enjoying his work when I was a kid watching Willow back in the day, so it’s always nice to catch him in something I haven’t seen before.

My favorite moment in the film, by far, is when a couple of jaded kids enter Satan’s Den despite thinking it’s gonna be lame. Soon, Acid Rat Ghoul shows himself to them, elevating their lame experience into something truly unique. One of the kids whips out a ninja star of all things and throws it at him. Acid Rat Ghoul catches that shit in his teeth and chews it up! The only response to this is what one of the kids offers up directly after, “Holy shit!” The kids call in a bunch of people who cheer the Ghoulies on as they stuff a dude they just mummified into a casket… Good times! Such good times in fact that the Ghoulies celebrate by high fiving!

Eventually, the Ghoulies decide they should leave Satan’s Den, venturing out into the carnival at large. This becomes a non-stop Tilt-A-Whirl Scrambler of absurd fun and boy do the Ghoulies know how to have a good time. I especially enjoyed when the Ghoulies take over the shooting gallery booth and the Abominable Monkey shoots at Dinosaur Frog and Acid Rat. They playfully dodge behind the moving targets as their buddy shoots at them. The Ghoulies also make good on the promise of the first film’s poster, by finally getting someone in the end via a toilet.

I thoroughly enjoyed Ghoulies II. It was so much better than I expected it to be. All too often in horror movie franchises, the sequels have only a fraction of the inventive spirit and mystique that the original had. Ghoulies II smartly goes in a completely new direction with the tale, but one that still feels like a Ghoulies film. I can’t decide if I like this one better than the first, they are both about as equally fun to watch. It’s a joy to see the Ghoulies back on-screen and what the hell, let’s watch Ghoulies III.

"We did it! The sequel is good!"

Look for my write-up next Tuesday for the classic(?) Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go To College.

June 22, 2010 - Posted by | 1980s, Comedy, Good Trash, Horror, Movie Reviews, Rating: 3 Stars | , , , , , , , , , , , ,


  1. What the shit? There is a Ghoulies 3? That’s news to me. Great piece of work here… My god I’m going to have to eventually get to these. Glad to hear that they finally included the toilet “money shot” they had been teasing us with since the first film. You can’t drop a bomb like that and then hold out.

    Comment by Uncle Jasper | June 22, 2010 | Reply

    • Yeah there is actually a Ghoulies 3 and a Ghoulies 4. The thing with them though is that they were not produced by Charles Band or his companies, so they are not even worthy of the Ghoulies name. The third one is atrocious and I refuse to watch the fourth, which replaces all the puppet Ghoulies with midgets in suits. No Snake Fetus = No watch.

      Comment by Silver Emulsion | June 22, 2010 | Reply

      • Oh and the DVD release is a flipper with Ghoulies on Side 1 and Ghoulies II on Side 2, so with one rental you get a double dose of Ghoulies!

        Comment by Silver Emulsion | June 23, 2010 | Reply

  2. Wow, you saw the second one, too. And now there’s an upper-decker ghoulie. How scary…

    At least that original turd ghoulie ditched the suspenders look.

    Comment by Aiden R | June 24, 2010 | Reply

    • Hey these are fun movies, give ’em a chance! Until you see the Acid Rat catch a ninja star in his teeth, you haven’t lived.

      Comment by Silver Emulsion | June 24, 2010 | Reply

  3. I agree. This movie was fun. It’s not scary, but has a cheesy charm that’s really appealing. Honestly, I like “Ghoulies 2” better than the first one. I think its story is better written, the pace is tighter, and Phil Fondacaro really is a great actor who should be given even more roles! I saw you have “The Creeps” listed on your Charles Band/Full Moon movies to watch list. Fondacaro plays Dracula in that one surrounded by a cast of midgets playing other classic monsters!



    Comment by Joel G. Robertson | October 9, 2010 | Reply

    • Ghoulies II is fantastic! It’s been a few months and I think I’d agree with you that I like this one better than the first. It’s just so much fun.

      Funny you should mention The Creeps. I just picked it up from Full Moon and will be posting a review of it at the end of the month. I’m really looking forward to it!

      Comment by Will Silver | October 9, 2010 | Reply

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